Cool poems about energy drinks (with humor). Funny ditties and funny poems for Power Engineer's Day Ditties - congratulations on Power Engineer's Day in the work collective of power engineers
We sat with the boys
the conversation was about nothing,
Tsunami suddenly ran up
and how it hits you with a brick.
Oop-pa, op-pa, sparkles from the eye,
but it could have been stronger if it had been made from a landmine.
Got gray with the boys
and dispersed to the huts,
and Tsunami really...
https://www.site/poetry/165424
Ditties about the Moon
Chile is for that and Chile,
that we drank Madeira there,
Or somewhere near Poltava...
No, I do not remember. Good God!
How much wine have you consumed...
And it's all the Moon's fault!!!
An unexpected continuation of Ditties that arose during a conversation with Red Cherry on...
https://www.site/poetry/170313
Ditties
The girls go into the garden, and after them
The guys are freaking out.
Well, and chickens in the spring
People fall in love with roosters.
Oh, what a night this is -
Lunar, frosty.
You won't lure me in
I'm careful.
Hey, what are you doing, guys?
Are you sitting there?
How many women are waiting when...
https://www.site/poetry/1104857
A swear word
The sea washed ashore
Someone's swear word.
I can't believe my ears.
The heart is not ready to listen.
Lingered for a moment
Look at this disgusting thing.
Eight sounds of insult
Like a worm, they clung to the sand.
There was no place for the poor guys
IN...
https://www.site/poetry/1150695
Ditties
I liked the girl
I lured her into bed.
Why is it so bad for me -
My honey is a transvestite.
I fell in love with the boy
He is beautiful, like something out of a book.
Everything seems to be the same as with people -
It's just a shame that he's gay.
Somehow after some muttering...
https://www.site/poetry/133805
Ditties about This. Part 2
One night Tanya was bathing
With two boys in the bathhouse.
And since then the people in the village
Knows the sandwich pose.
Hit me on the back and face
I'm a woman in black leather.
I didn’t give it even once -
This is such sado-maza.
I'm so cute one day
I had a massage in the bathhouse...
Natalia Kuzmitskaya
Script for congratulating energy workers on their professional holiday on December 22
All the children go out stage, sing: (to the tune “We are starting KVN”):
Again in this room
There's not enough space in this room,
We're all together again
We gathered for an important reason.
This means - holiday,
Congratulations, poems and songs,
It means joy
Hurry up and smile at your friend!
Adults sing: The desired hour has come,
We've been waiting for him so much
A little excited now
Why, why?
We Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts,
Energy, you.
Now your kids
You congratulations now!
Children read a montage of poems
1. Calls and telegrams
Flying on wires:
Today energy workers
Everyone wants to congratulate!
2. Say warm words to them,
Light up the light of smiles
And to everyone without exception
Send a big hello!
3. And here we come,
And we welcome you,
And we see the warmth
Your tender eyes!
4. Thank you, dear ones,
For your great work!
You gave life
Turbines and blast furnaces!
5. Plants and factories,
And trains!
Theaters and schools
And kindergartens!
5. Light and warmth, peace and comfort
Us create energy for everyone!
6. Look what our city is like!
From a distance it looks like a mountain!
All covered in chestnuts, fir trees, maples,
It's so green in summer!
7. And beyond the river, and beyond the field.
The pipes of our station!
Looking into the blue sky
Towers at the substation!
8. Turbines are humming at the KTC,
The units are durable,
They say they are ma-hi-ny!
I'd like to take a look, right?
9. The air shook and flew
Thunder, roaring wave.
We were told: Don't worry,
Let's blow out the valves!
10. Just let us grow up
We will be a good change to you.
Crane operators, bulldozer operators,
Electric welders, signalmen,
Various block operators,
Accountants, economists,
Well, in general, we'll be a nice change power engineers!
11. Village energy workers
No wonder they call him Donskoy:
Here are our mothers and fathers,
Grandmothers and grandfathers,
Great-grandmothers, great-grandfathers-
Our The glorious energy workers live!
12. Besides the station, worries
There is no one more important.
Russia's welfare,
And not just steam and light!
13. Our native station
We ask you to take care and store.
Just imagine: she's not there,
How will the country live?
14. She warmed everyone with warmth,
The kids are very happy.
Outside the window there is cold, blizzard,
Come on, winter girl, dance!
Children perform the dance composition "If only there were no winter"
Girls come out with a doll: (singing): Stomp, stomp, the baby stomps.
She's not big in stature and stupid.
Soon he will grow wiser, grow up,
He will come to work for you at the State District Power Plant.
Top-top, top-top, it won't be easy
Top-top, top-top, first steps!
Boys: (motive "Marusya" from the film “Ivan Vasilyevich changes profession» )
We go to kindergarten
But the guys have thoughts
Around adult problems rotate:
We'll grow up soon -
We'll go to work
Professions in the garden are chosen!
Work at the station is difficult,
Work at the station is important!
Current is current - everyone in the world needs it,
The current can warm and illuminate,
There is no current - what could be worse?
What a disaster! - Ah! Oh!
What a disaster! Oh! Oh!
There is no current - we will grieve!
Two girls and a boy: ("Factory")
You see, I walk in the dark all night,
You see, I can’t find my mother,
You see, in the dark kitchen it's just the two of us
Together with the mouse we gnaw on crackers,
Understand! Understand!
And outside the window there are no lights!
You look out your window - don’t look...
Boy: Don't look, don't look there!
Turn on the light and the trouble will go away!
Our state district power station will always be there, you know?
And you and I, when we grow up,
Let's go to work with dad,
Let's go to work with mom,
Understand? Understand!
Girls
They float across the sky...
High above the chimneys of our good station
It's raining.
Boys: (in style "rap")
We look at the state district power station, it’s surprising to us,
We don't believe our childish eyes,
What size! What a scope!
What power is in your hands!
Girls: Little white benches, little white tables
You bought it for us.
From the guys "Apple trees", grateful "Apple trees",
Everyone "Thank you" to you!
Boys: ("rap") We come here for the umpteenth time,
Let us into the workshops soon!
It's better to see once than to hear a hundred times,
Climb the pipe and look at the roofs!
Girls: White boats, white boats
They float across the sky
Snowy, frosty, white, cold,
Winter is being carried...
Boys ( "rap"): We are not afraid of frost! Every day, every hour
Our station warms us with warmth!
And it’s not for nothing that the child is proud of her,
Novocherkassk State District Power Plant!
Child: All the guys are very glad to see you from the bottom of my heart congratulate,
But today is a rare occasion, we will criticize you.
This afternoon December day
We'll sing ditties!
Children perform ditties (to the tune of "Yaroslavl guys")
We are happy to perform for you,
Here on we ascended the stage.
To you from our kindergarten
Oh, we brought ditties.
Congratulations to the kindergarten
Their power engineers.
It's a pity that he doesn't feel
Take care of them.
In your new bright hall,
Everything is under "Euro" here and there.
Maybe you just don't knew:
They give the best to children!
But we are your grandchildren,
Your daughters and sons.
Why in our house
Are the ceilings leaking?
Autumn has just arrived -
And the drops are ringing in the garden.
What have we gotten to?
Oh, yes, the basins are a mess!
And our windows are not Euro,
And our door is not euro.
Swap house with you
Oh, now we want it!
We thought and wondered for a long time:
What should we ask of you?
Can we today
Oh, should I miss this opportunity?
The President is friends with sports,
Develops sports in the country.
And the water in our pool
Not even at the bottom!
It has been under repair for many years,
We all grieve for him.
We have to splash around in it
Bright, hot, summer day!
We wish our station
It's difficult to survive in life.
She can (we know)
It takes a long time to give light.
All the children go out stage, sing to the tune of the group "Factory":
1. Today we spoke to you from the heart,
And, believe me, the kids are very happy about this meeting!
Wonderful scene, and such a wonderful room!
Today at home I’ll tell you how I sang and danced,
Sang and danced!
Chorus: Dear station, live,
For many years, and surprise everyone with this!
And the world around you warms up!
2. Don’t forget about us, help us sometimes,
And we will always live with dignity in our kindergarten.
We will come to you, you congratulations, we wish you many years,
And in your hearts we will leave ours "Apple trees" Hello.
"Apple trees" Hello!
Chorus: Dear station, live,
For many years, and surprise everyone with this!
Dear station, live, don’t grow old,
And the world around you warms up!
Publications on the topic:
Scenario of the matinee “Congratulations from the Brownie’s chest” Matinee script for children preparatory groups“Congratulations from the Brownie’s chest” Prepared by musical director MB DOU d/s no.
Holiday dedicated to the International Women's Day– March 8, children senior group“Rainbow” began with a cheerful dance with umbrellas and poems of congratulations.
Once upon a time, in Rus', traditions and customs were passed down in families from generation to generation - “from mouth to mouth”, “from heart to heart”.
In my photo report I wanted to talk about my children. They are still very small and don’t know how to do much. On the eve of the holiday with us.
Happy Energy Day today
I want to congratulate you
I wish you to be stylish and fashionable,
And so as not to run to the doctor,
Let there be enough strength for everything:
Work and relax,
Well, in general, life is always beautiful
And never lose heart!
We congratulate all energy workers,
We praise the work of energy workers,
We love, cherish and respect you,
We wish you love and a bright life!
And be surrounded by love,
And good, Siberian health,
After all, without energy is like without water -
Neither here nor here!
Energy workers at work
Even on your rightful day.
Take a break for a minute
Don't look for problems here.
Very friendly and beautiful
Congratulations now
In a bright and happy world
Let him be lucky again and again.
Let the energy be like a flame
Never burns out...
Energy workers are walking,
The hum is coming through the wires.
Why did you freeze in the ice floe?
Herds of lizard beasts?
There was simply no trace
Energy workers then!
Receive a “thank you” bouquet!
The roses are withering - the frost is angry,
And “thank you”, energy engineer,
More beautiful and more expensive than roses!
We wish you, dear,
On your only holiday of December,
Miss Luck let her shine
An eye brighter than a lantern!
Like the midday sun
Moreover, at the equator
Warms the whole soul to the bottom
Let love be in the night and day!
Miracle master energy drinker,
The light one sends us greetings,
Lights up everything around:
And all the streets, and the house!
With the advent of masters,
There are a lot of trains,
And trams, electric trains...
People waste fewer matches.
Our whole world has become happy,
Because I realized -
"We cannot live without: light,
Energy Council!
Honor, praise to you for your concern,
For decent work,
For skill, for work,
For comfort and coziness!
Like an electron through a wire
My love is rushing towards you.
For the light that came to every home,
I bow to you, energy workers.
May your life be full
Love, energy, warmth.
Live happily, without troubles.
Good luck to you. Let there be light!
Previously, it was difficult without light,
And the candle came to the rescue,
In the computer age it’s difficult without light,
It is impossible to work without it.
Complex and delicate work
Wires and current, one concern,
Big bow to the energy workers,
Good luck to you and the house is full of happiness!
Well, how can we live without energy drinks?
At least in practice, even in theory?
In our age you cannot live without electricity,
Please accept congratulations, friends.
May there be a lot of light in your destinies,
Warmed by recognition and kindness,
On the personal front it’s joyful, cloudless,
And so that life flows non-stop.
We praise you, energy worker!
On your Day we wish you more light,
So that it reigns in your soul
Only a joyful summer.
Your work is worthy of praise,
Everyone needs him, without exception,
You bring goodness to every home
You give us all light and warmth.
You're at work all the time
You do everything flawlessly.
Let your career soar
And happiness brightens life.
Warm and light in our apartment
Thanks to your work.
What's in the apartment - all over the world!
You are always busy and caring:
So that work goes on without delays
All businesses, schools, hospitals,
Each of you is selfless,
Smart, persistent without boundaries.
So be always successful
Strength, health for centuries,
They are careful and diligent in their work.
Happy Energy Day!
Happy Energy Day! To have fun
It’s worth disconnecting from various problems,
You need to relax and smile
And all the snags will disappear in the darkness!
So relax, forget about your worries,
Of course, there are many different jobs,
But let this holiday swirl you in happiness,
He will make friends with joyful laughter and relaxation!
Energetic! Energetic!
Congratulations! Hello!
Always be careful
So as not to call the rescuers!
Lead correctly
Watch the electrician
And be rich too
Don't forget about your health!
Although the main concern
Energy - work,
We wish you
Every day everything worked out
So that happiness smiles,
And the lights never went out!
Congratulations, energy guy!
May it give a bright holiday
A sea of joy and light,
To make your heart feel warm.
May success come quickly
So that the family is warm and well,
So that there are sparks in life,
Only if it's necessary!
Let the energy beat endlessly,
May life illuminate you brighter,
Just let her be friendly,
She couldn’t bring it so she could be in trouble for you.
There are positive poles in your life,
Fewer irritating factors.
From fortune - good luck ticket.
Congratulations on Energy Engineer's Day!
“Let there be light!” - you speak,
Fix any problem immediately.
Outbursts and closures are simply of no use to you,
And through your efforts, warmth comes into our house.
You are masters in your field.
Happy Energy Day! Hooray!
Thank you for your work!
May success await you in everything.
Happy Energy Drinks Day to you
Congratulations today,
"Let there be light!" - said the Lord,
Creating our world.
To you, energy workers, yours
He gave strength
So that warmth comes to every home
And the lights were shining.
I wish that the current does not hit you,
You didn't know about any accidents
Without interruption so that we
They provided warmth and light.
Energy workers are the people
That they always give us only light,
Without them the world will disappear in darkness,
And they will turn off the Internet for everyone,
Therefore we will tell you from the heart,
That your work is so important to us,
And we wish you great success,
After all, all people expect light from you!
May you have a lot of money
Lots of light, health, warmth,
So let's raise our glasses,
May your life be happy!
To those who bring light to the house,
Dedicated to the story.
To begin with, I wish you
So that work doesn't stop,
For the counters to count,
So that the lamps do not flicker.
So that the bosses fall in love,
So that you don't get electrocuted,
So that the “goat” does not meet,
You can't catch the "hare" in your eyes.
In general, my friend is an energy worker,
May everything always shine for you!
When the day ends, the shadows thicken,
The city windows will light up,
And energy for your day
Celebrated this weekend.
Will perceive the city as always,
As a given, light and current are common.
Never notice
Something that has become familiar to everyone.
No one will say: a miracle is light,
After all, he will be there again tomorrow,
Microwaves for lunch
Let's turn it on! The food is ready!
On TV again
We are surprised by something
Nothing can take the light away
Seemingly forever and ever.
And in the morning he will get up early,
That guy in the old overalls,
He is in love with his work,
He has no equal in skill.
And only then will they exclaim: “Light!”
In the kitchens of dark townspeople,
When suddenly an emergency happens,
And the night will be dark all around.
I want to drink to you too,
Guys from city substations,
Let the light burn forever and ever,
Your work is blessed without gloss.
May he be glorified forever,
Whose work is not noticeable, but significant.
Let the energy guy turn on the light
To your happiness and good luck!
Merry
Energy Day is a wonderful holiday,
We waited for him with the whole family, barely breathing.
And our dad is a nice and honest worker -
I've had a drunken day for myself today.
And his mother doesn’t scold him at all,
A tipsy grandfather wishes good luck
And even without knocking or invitation,
A colleague and neighbor showed up with a bottle...
And I congratulate you on this glorious holiday:
Professional - with professional!
Several years ago, a tradition emerged to participate in city holidays and encourage conscientious payers.
Thus, in the village of Osa, on April 24, a festival of eating poses was held. For the eleventh time, the holiday was held by the Okruzhnaya Pravda weekly. As part of the festival, the Irkutsk Energy Sales Company organized a competition of energy-themed ditties. “The Osinsky section of the Eastern branch of Irkutskenergosbyt is a permanent partner of the festival,” says the head of the section, Sergei Bairov. - During the holiday, we always reward the most honest payers among ordinary residents and legal entities of the region. We invite people who honestly pay their electricity bills to the stage and reward them with gifts in a festive atmosphere. The audience is also included in the process. A fun quiz has been prepared for them. In order to receive a gift, you need to know, for example, how many hydroelectric power stations there are in the Irkutsk region. We do not stand still, we constantly come up with something new. This time it was decided to also hold a ditty competition.”
For comfort and everyday life
The service is Energosbyt.
Strict accountants
Checking the meters.
Creative groups from Maisk, Rassvet, Primorsk came to the festival specifically to perform ditties.
And the folk ensemble “Zorenka” from Osa sang a song in honor of Siberian power engineers. All participants were awarded prizes. First place was deservedly taken by Anatoly Korneev and his accompanying harmonica player Sergei Kutsek. Individual entrepreneurs Oksana Kovalevskaya and Vera Katuntseva, as well as Primorsk resident Nikolai Ivanovich Ivashchenko and Osa resident Valentina Alekseevna Vlasova received prizes as the most honest payers.
“Such events are very important for the population. This is an opportunity to communicate directly with people, to convey the necessary information in a relaxed holiday atmosphere,” says Sergei Bairov. - The festival of eating poses was loved by local residents and became a place to unite people. Our company will continue to support such events."
We sat with the boys
the conversation was about nothing,
Tsunami suddenly ran up
and how it hits you with a brick.
Oop-pa, op-pa, sparkles from the eye,
but it could have been stronger if it had been made from a landmine.
Got gray with the boys
and dispersed to the huts,
and Tsunami really...
https://www.site/poetry/165424
Ditties about the Moon
Chile is for that and Chile,
that we drank Madeira there,
Or somewhere near Poltava...
No, I do not remember. Good God!
How much wine have you consumed...
And it's all the Moon's fault!!!
An unexpected continuation of Ditties that arose during a conversation with Red Cherry on...
https://www.site/poetry/170313
Ditties
The girls go into the garden, and after them
The guys are freaking out.
Well, and chickens in the spring
People fall in love with roosters.
Oh, what a night this is -
Lunar, frosty.
You won't lure me in
I'm careful.
Hey, what are you doing, guys?
Are you sitting there?
How many women are waiting when...
https://www.site/poetry/1104857
A swear word
The sea washed ashore
Someone's swear word.
I can't believe my ears.
The heart is not ready to listen.
Lingered for a moment
Look at this disgusting thing.
Eight sounds of insult
Like a worm, they clung to the sand.
There was no place for the poor guys
IN...
https://www.site/poetry/1150695
Ditties
I liked the girl
I lured her into bed.
Why is it so bad for me -
My honey is a transvestite.
I fell in love with the boy
He is beautiful, like something out of a book.
Everything seems to be the same as with people -
It's just a shame that he's gay.
Somehow after some muttering...
https://www.site/poetry/133805
Ditties about This. Part 2
One night Tanya was bathing
With two boys in the bathhouse.
And since then the people in the village
Knows the sandwich pose.
Hit me on the back and face
I'm a woman in black leather.
I didn’t give it even once -
This is such sado-maza.
I'm so cute one day
I had a massage in the bathhouse...
