Small jokes and jokes for school-age children. Children's jokes, nursery rhymes, poems. Ivan on the porch

Our grandmothers used to sing everything to their children, so come up with simple melodies and sing everything (even if you think you don’t have a voice, as best you can), even poetry - develop your child’s auditory perception and hearing from birth.

"Finger Boy" (fingers are touched and massaged, starting with the thumb)
Thumb-boy, where have you been?
I went to the forest with this brother,
I cooked cabbage soup with this brother,
I ate porridge with this brother,
I sang songs with this brother.

Mosquitoes. Bring your big and index fingers- this will be a “mosquito” that circles over the child while you say:
Dariki-dariki,
Angry mosquitoes
They twisted and turned
Yes, they grabbed my ear -
Kus!

While charging you need to show the part of the body in question:
- Where are our pens? And here are our hands!
Where are our legs? And here are our legs!
But this is Svetkin’s (Mashin’s, Vasin’s) nose.
It's all overgrown with goats.
Well, what is this? Stomach.
But this is Svetka’s mouth.
These are the eyes, and these are the ears.
But these cheeks are thick pillows.
Show me your tongue.
Let's tickle your side.

In the crib. Undress the child, put him on the bed, caressing and stroking him and say:
Pull-ups,
Little ones!
Across the fat girl!
Hands are grasping,
Legs are runners.

Stretchers,
Grown up girls!
There are walkers in the legs,
In the mouth - a talker,
And in the head - reason.

Roll your baby on the pillow and say:
Carcasses!
Tutushki!
They sat down on the pillows.
Girlfriends came
Pushed off the pillow.

Tyushki, tyutushki!
Are you happy, darlings?
I'll raise my daughter
Up a steep hill
Bang! Let's roll -
They fell down the hill.

Lightly tapping the legs , say:
Currents, currents, currents,
I forge, I forge legs.
Seryozhka's legs
They are driving along the path.
The path is crooked,
No end, no edge,
Knee-deep mud
The horse went lame.
Top, top, top, top –
We've arrived!

« Magpie white-sided"(we move the baby’s index finger or our own along his palm, pretending to stir porridge)
Magpie white-sided
Cooked porridge
I stood on the threshold,
Jumped over the threshold
invited guests,
There were no guests
Didn't eat the porridge
I gave everything to my children (then the fingers are fiddled with, starting with the little finger)
This is on a spoon
This one is on the ladle
This in a cup
This in a plate
And I didn’t give anything to this little boy (we shake our thumb)
You, finger boy,
I didn’t go to the forest, I didn’t chop wood,
I didn’t carry water, I didn’t light the stove -
There will be no porridge for you.
I went to look for it myself -
It's warm here (take your wrist)
It's hot here (take me under the elbow),
And here are the little keys (lightly tickle under the armpit).

Tapping your fists to the beat child, say:
Views, views,
Views-view,
I beat the mallets,
I'm pinning it down.

Rocking baby from side to side:
And tu-tu-tu-tu!
Don't cook porridge,
Cook it thin,
Feed Mitenka.

When washing your baby:
Water, water,
Wash my face
To make your eyes sparkle,
To make your cheeks blush,
To make your mouth laugh,
So that the tooth bites.

“We must, we must wash ourselves in the mornings and evenings.
Well, whoever didn’t wash himself remained dirty.”
Or at the end I say: “And unclean chimney sweeps
shame and disgrace. Shame and disgrace"

Place your baby on his back. When pulling the baby by the arms into a sitting position, say:
This is how (oh) to grow,
Come visit me
This is how (oh) to grow,
We are happy.

Shoot, shoot,
Grow (child's name) taller,
Grow (child's name) taller,
To the mansion, to the roof.

Turning the baby's head from side to side:
I knead, I knead the dough,
There is a place in the oven
I'm baking, I'm baking a loaf,
Little head - go ahead, go ahead!

Place your child on the sofa with support. Taking his hands in yours, teach the baby to clap his hands, saying in rhythm:
“Okay, okay,
Where were you?" -
"By Grandma".
"What if?" -
“Porridge!”
“What did you drink?” -
"Brazhka."
Butter porridge,
Sweet mash,
Grandma is kind.

"Okay"
Okay, okay,
Where were you? By Grandma
What did you eat? Porridge
What did you drink? Brazhka
Sweet porridge
Grandma is good
We drank and ate
Shu! flew (we wave our arms)
Sat on the head (handles are placed on the head)
We sat down and sat down
We flew back (we wave our arms down)

"Bike"(we make a “bicycle” for the baby with his legs)
The bears were riding a bicycle
And behind them the cat - backwards,
And behind him are mosquitoes in a balloon.

"Lambs"
Lambs, lambs, knock your forehead!
(sit down with the child face to face, when you hear the word “knock”, you lightly “knock” your foreheads. And she tilts her head forward at the word “knock” - this is very funny)

There are also many different jokes that amuse the baby a lot, especially if you change your voice depending on their characters, portray them with toys, etc. For example?

Our ducks in the morning - quack-quack-quack, quack-quack-quack.
Our geese by the pond - ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha.
And the turkey in the middle of the yard - ball-ball-ball, ball-ball-ball.
Our chickens out the window - co-co-co, co-co-co.
And like Petya the cockerel,
Early in the morning
He will sing to us ka-ka-re-ku!

Put the baby down on your lap, take his hands in yours. Sentence, spreading your arms to the sides and then moving them in front of you:

Pull, pull,
The canvases are simple,
Sip on it
Place it across.

Pull the canvases -
Little by little.
Pull canvases
On a shirt.

Put the baby down on your knees facing yourself. While rocking the baby towards and away from you, say:
I'm pulling, I'm pulling,
I catch fish
I put it in my wallet,
I'm taking it home.

Pike - in piles,
The little rafts are in police custody.
One brush -
Yes, and that one is in the pot.
I'll make some cabbage soup,
(Child's name) I will feed you,
I'll put you to bed.

Holding your baby under your arm , place it on a solid support. Lift the baby up and down and say:

Ay, hop, hop,
Young Georgian,
I walked along the water
Found a young girl:
Kissed, pardoned,
Yes, he pressed me to himself.

Throwing up the baby on their knees, pretending to drop it. Sentenced to the rhythm of the movement:
Let's go, let's go,
With nuts, with nuts,
Let's gallop, gallop,
With rolls, with rolls!
Leap, skip
Over the bumps, over the bumps -
Plunge into the hole!

On a young horse -
Trick, trick, trick!
And on the old one and on the nag -
Bang!

A little boy was driving
On a gray horse -
On a smooth path,
On a smooth path,
Over the bumps, over the bumps,
Over bumps, over bumps,
Straight into the pit - WHAM!

good road
Nice road.
Something has become worse
Now things have gotten worse.
Playing naughty, lying around,
Playing naughty, lying around,
On the bridge, under the bridge,
On the bridge, under the bridge -
Thump into the hole!

I rode sir, sir, sir,
I drove on my own, on my own, on my own
On a level path, on a level path,
Over the bumps, over the bumps -
Thump into the hole!

Because of the forest, because of the mountains
Grandfather Yegor is coming.
On a horse myself
Wife on a cow
Babies on calves
Grandchildren on baby goats.

Affectionately touching the baby's nose , they say:
“Whose nose?” -
"Mokeev."
"Where are you going?" -
"To Kyiv."
“What are you bringing?” -
"Rye".
“What will you take?” -
"A penny."
“What will you buy?” -
"Kalach".
“Who will you eat with?” -
"One (one)."
“Don't eat alone! (pull the nose)
Don't eat alone!

Index finger and they butt the child with their little finger and say:
The horned goat is coming,
There's a butted goat coming:
With your feet - stomp, stomp!
With your eyes - clap-clap!
Who doesn't eat porridge?
Who doesn't drink milk?
He's gored, he's gored!

Don't feed Lenya bread,
Don't drink lemonade
Nothing more is needed
Except to be pampered.

Mice rustled in silence,
The mice were reading books.
They leafed through their teeth together,
The books have become thin

Fingering the baby's fingers , they say affectionately:
"Finger boy,
Where have you been?" -
"With this brother
I went to the forest.
With this brother
I cooked cabbage soup.
With this brother
Sang songs."

A baby who is learning to walk , beckon to them and say:
Legs, legs,
Run along the path
Pick some peas.

Big feet
Walked along the road:
Top-top-top-top-top,
Top-top-top-top-top.
Little feet
Running along the path:
Top-top-top-top-top,
Top-top-top-top-top.

Rocking your baby on your leg:
Anna Petrovna
I went along the logs.
I tripped over a tree stump
I stood there all day.



    Valentina Dmitrieva.

    Poems, songs, riddles, counting rhymes, sayings, nursery rhymes. For children from 0 to 3 years old

    Preface

    Dear parents and educators!

    This book contains nursery rhymes, nursery rhymes, jokes, songs, proverbs, tongue twisters and poems for the little ones. These are the first literary texts for children who are beginning to master the world around them.

    Nursery rhymes (from the word “to amuse”) and pestushki (from the word “to nurture” - to nurse, groom, care) are short poetic sentences for all occasions. They help calm or cheer the child, wash and feed him quickly and cheerfully.

    Our ancestors believed that nurseries, nursery rhymes and lullabies not only make daily routines easy and joyful, but also help the child grow healthy and strong.

    Nursery rhymes, pesters and finger games train the dexterity of children's hands, thereby developing the child's speech and thinking. As a rule, they are accompanied by stroking, patting, rubbing - the physical contact the baby needs with a loved one.

    Lullabies, to which one of the sections of the collection is dedicated, help a child fall asleep peacefully and harmonize his psychological state after a day filled with emotions. The simple motive of a lullaby, in the rhythm of a rocking cradle, does not require mother or grandmother musical abilities and helps to comfort and calm the child.

    Jokes are needed to amuse and make the baby laugh. These cheerful moments allow the child to see many things from an unusual side and lift their spirits. In the plots of jokes, the voices of birds and animals are often played out, natural phenomena are described, etc. Therefore, jokes are important for the development of imaginative thinking and creative skills of the child.

    The collection includes a section with Russians folk proverbs and sayings selected specifically for children. Using them in everyday speech and in simple words By explaining to your child the meaning of these expressions, you will not only enrich his vocabulary, develop imaginative thinking, but also begin to introduce him to such important topics as family relationships, friendship, and work.

    Pronouncing tongue twisters is not just a way to learn how to pronounce sounds correctly, but also a kind of fun game, in which a mistake is a reason once again laugh at yourself. Counting rhymes add variety to any game.

    Riddles are one of the most beloved types of poetry by both children and adults. In the old days, riddles were intended to test wisdom, and later they became a fun folk pastime, which they remain to this day.

    All poetic works dedicated to children develop speech attention, train memory, help increase vocabulary, and develop musical and creative abilities.

    The collection also includes rhymes - poetic texts specially structured according to the laws of rhythm and rhyme. Most of the rhymes resemble riddles - the adult begins to read the text, and the child must guess how it ends, based on the meaning of the rhyme and selecting the necessary word.

    Poems by Russian poets can be used for reading aloud, memorizing, and preparing for the holidays - both at home and in kindergarten.

    Reading poetic works promotes emotional, aesthetic, intellectual and moral development child, shapes him as a person.

    Pestushki

    * * *


    Hey you, my girl,
    golden squirrel,
    Sweet candy,
    Lilac branch.
    Oh, my son,
    wheat ear,
    azure flower,
    Lilac bush.

    * * *


    In the little garden
    The raspberries have grown.
    The sun warms her
    The rain is cherishing.
    In a bright little house
    Grew (child's name),
    People love her
    Everyone loves her.

    * * *


    Pussy, pussy, pussy, scat!
    Don't sit on the path:
    Our baby will go -
    It will fall through the pussy.

    * * *


    Oh you, my baby,
    golden flower,
    grape twig,
    Sweet candy!

    * * *


    Shoot, shoot,
    Grow, (child's name), higher,
    Grow, (child's name), higher,
    To the mansion, to the roof!
    In the mouth - a talker,
    And in the head - reason.

    * * *


    And back, up, up, up,
    Vanechka will soon be one year old!
    Grow up like an oak tree,
    You'll hit the ceiling!
    Grow taller -
    You'll reach the roof!
    This is how to grow
    So that everyone can see!

    * * *


    Dybochki, Dybok,
    Soon (child's name) one year old!

    * * *


    Nice, pretty,
    Pretty pretty,
    Slender slender boy,
    Dear babe!

    * * *


    There is a fir tree in the damp forest,
    Under the fir tree there is grass,
    There are flowers on the grass.
    Along the grass - path,
    Walking along the path (child's name).

    * * *


    Don't cry, don't cry -
    I'll buy a roll.
    Don't cry, dear, -
    I'll buy another one.
    Don't cry, don't scream -
    I'll buy you three.

    * * *


    Ay, don't cry
    Don't cry, don't cry
    I'll buy you a roll!
    If you cry -
    I'll buy a skinny bast shoe!

    * * *


    Tra-ta-ta, tra-ta-ta,
    Grandfather caught the cat
    And grandma has a cat
    For the left leg!
    Ay na-ri, na-ri-na-na,
    Ri-da-doo, da-ri-da-da!

    * * *


    Carcass, carcass,
    There are fresh snacks on the table,
    And there are cheesecakes in the oven.
    Fresh bread, cheesecakes -
    To our Andryushka.

    * * *


    Ay, dudu, dudu, dudu!
    A raven is walking through the meadow,
    He plays the trumpet.
    Turned pipe,
    Gilded.

    * * *


    They sent a young lady
    Downhill up to the water,
    And the water is far away,
    And the bucket is big.
    Our Katya will grow up,
    Katya will gain strength,
    He will begin to walk on water,
    Wear red buckets.

    * * *


    Sings, sings
    Nightingales!
    Sings, sings
    Young!
    Young,
    Pretty!
    Pretty,
    Handsome!

    * * *


    Our Masha is small,
    She's wearing a scarlet fur coat,
    beaver edge,
    Masha is black-browed.

    * * *


    Ay, dybok, dybok, dybok,
    Tanya stands on end!
    Let's buy Tanya a scarf -
    A flower all over your head!

    * * *


    Oh, Vanyusha, dance!
    Your legs are good
    Still a knotty nose,
    Head in a bun.

    * * *


    Little legs,
    Little feet!
    We went for water
    Little feet.
    And we hurried home
    Little feet.
    We danced at home
    Little feet.
    Oh, how they danced
    Little feet.

    * * *


    Vasenka, my friend,
    Don't go to the meadow -
    You'll lose your shoe
    The mouse will eat you.

    * * *


    Chi-chi-chi, magpie,
    Chi-chi, white-sided,
    She was sitting on the stove,
    I cooked porridge,
    She fed the babies:
    Petka - more
    Vovka – less.
    Don't you cry
    Dad will buy a roll!

    * * *


    Son, don't cry
    I'll bake a loaf of bread!
    Son, don't howl -
    I'll bake another one!
    Son, don't cry -
    I'll bake all three!

    * * *


    Don't cry baby
    The squirrel will jump,
    Will bring nuts -
    For your amusement!

    * * *


    The fox is in pain
    The wolf is in pain
    Nikolasha is in pain
    Fly to the birch tree in the forest.

    * * *


    The fox is in pain
    The bear is in pain
    And Olenka’s pains -
    Go into the field.
    They will die there
    So as not to be sick for a day!

    * * *


    The wolf is in pain
    The hare is in pain
    The bear is in pain
    And live with Sashenka!

    * * *


    So, baby, don't cry,
    Grandfather the trader will come,
    He will bring you a kalach,
    Large,
    Powdery.

    * * *


    Sweeties, sweethearts,
    Tired of the boobies
    Sit down, sit down,
    Squeeze your lips
    Put your hands down!

    * * *


    And frets, frets, frets,
    No gardens have been planted.
    And my Vasenka will go,
    He will plant and water.
    Top, top, top...

    * * *


    And tatochki, tatochki,
    The boy stood on his heels.
    I started walking on my heels,
    To love one grandmother.
    Top, top, top...

    * * *


    Oh, you month, cool horns,
    You, bright sunshine!
    Like the rays of the sun,
    So with Tanya
    Rus headscarves are hanging.

    * * *


    Grow, braid, to the waist,
    Don't lose a hair
    Grow, braid, to your toes -
    All the hairs are in a row.
    Grow up, braid, don't get confused -
    Mom, daughter, listen.

    * * *


    Legs, legs,
    Where are you running?
    - Into the woods up to the midges:
    Mosh the hut,
    So as not to live coldly.

    * * *


    And racks, racks, racks,
    Grandfather was picking mushrooms,
    And the woman is for nuts -
    Vanyusha for fun.

    Poetry for children
    Bailiff


    - Why does mommy
    Are there two dimples on your cheeks?
    - Why does the cat
    Legs instead of arms?
    - Why chocolates?
    Don't grow on the crib?
    - Why does the nanny
    Hair in sour cream?
    - Why do birds
    No mittens?
    - Why frogs
    Sleeping without a pillow?..
    - Because my son has
    Mouth without a lock.
    Sasha Cherny

    Awakening cards
    Folk songs and nursery rhymes
    * * *


    Gray cat sat down
    On the stove
    And he sang softly
    A song for my daughter:
    - The cockerel woke up
    The chicken stood up.
    Get up my friend
    Get up, my little daughter!

    * * *


    The night has passed
    The darkness took away.
    The cricket fell silent
    The cockerel crowed.
    Mommy got up
    Opened the shutter:
    - Hello Sunshine,
    Bell!

    * * *


    Pull-ups,
    Little ones!
    Across the fat girl!
    Hands are grasping,
    Legs are runners!
    Stretchers,
    Grown up girls!
    There are walkers in the legs!

    * * *


    This is how to grow
    Come visit me
    This is how to grow
    We're happy!

    * * *


    Handles-handles - stretchers,
    And the palms are clappers.
    Legs-legs - stompers,
    Errands,
    Jumping!
    WITH Good morning, pens,
    Palms
    And legs
    Flower cheeks -
    Smack!
    We woke up,
    We woke up.
    We reached out sweetly,
    Mom and Dad smiled!

    * * ** * *


    Together with the sun we rise,
    Together with the birds we sing:
    - Good morning!
    - Happy clear day!
    That's how nice we live!

    * * *


    Pull-pull-pull!
    Make Mashenka grow up!
    Grow up, daughter, healthy,
    Like an apple tree!

    * * *


    Stretch on the cat,
    For a growing child,
    And in the hands there are grips,
    And in the mouth - a talker,
    And in the head - reason!

    * * *


    Sunshine, sunshine,
    Look through the window.
    Look through the window -
    Wake up Seryozha.
    May it be a day
    Was a little longer
    So that we know more
    So that the toys don't get bored,
    And they played with Serezhenka.

    * * *


    Stretch, stretch,
    Make Vanya look smaller,
    Across the fat girl!
    And there are walkers in the legs,
    And in the hands there are grabbers,
    And in the mouth - a talk,
    And in the head - reason.

    * * *


    Pull-pull-pull,
    Grow up for my daughter.
    You grow up healthy all the time,
    Like millet dough.

    Poetry for children
    Sunbeam Song


    The beam hit the shutter through the crack
    golden needle
    And he jumped on the floor.
    - Hey, wake up!
    Lazy boy...
    The ducks stood up, the mouse stood up,
    The cat washes itself in the corner.
    Sleeping! Snoring... Your nose will swell...
    The samovar is grumbling in the kitchen
    Fresh milk is waiting.
    The forest and the roof are golden.
    The calf Misha rushes into the forest,
    Tail raised high.
    Get up, get up...
    Water in the tub
    Colder than the belly of a frog -
    Spray a handful into the eyes.
    The day is shining, the garden is sparkling,
    There's a bug barking in front of the door -
    Well, get up, fidget!
    Sasha Cherny

    Washbasins
    Folk songs and nursery rhymes
    * * *


    Flowing water, growing child,
    Water off a duck's back, thinness off you,
    The water is down and the child is up.

    * * *


    Water, water,
    Wash my face
    To make your eyes sparkle,
    To make your cheeks blush,
    To make your mouth laugh,
    To bite the tooth!

    * * *


    All kittens
    Washed paws:
    Like this! Like this!
    Wash your ears
    Washed bellies:
    Like this! Like this!
    And then they got tired:
    Like this! Like this!
    They fell asleep sweetly:
    Like this! Like this!

    * * *


    You grow, grow, braid,
    To the silk belt:
    How will you grow, braid,
    You will be a beauty to the city.

    * * *


    Glug-glug-glug, crucians!
    We wash in a basin.
    There are little frogs nearby,
    Fish and ducklings.
    We'll go swimming
    And splash in the water,
    Splash, frolic,
    Nastya will wash herself.
    We'll wash your feet
    To our sweet baby,
    Let's wash our hands
    Little Nastenka,
    Back and tummy
    Face and mouth -
    How clean
    Dear daughter!

    Rinse


    The water is flowing,
    The child is growing.
    Water off a duck's back,
    Dasha is thin.
    Water down
    And Dashenka is up!

    * * *


    Ay, okay, okay, okay!
    We are not afraid of water,
    We wash ourselves clean,
    We smile at mom.
    We know, we know, yes, yes, yes,
    Where are you hiding, water!
    Come out, vodka,
    We came to wash ourselves!
    Leisure on your palm
    Not a lot!
    Leisya, leisya, leisya
    Dare -
    Katya, wash your face more cheerfully!

    * * *


    We'll go swimming
    And splash in the water,
    Splash, frolic,
    Wash cleanly.

    * * *


    From some water, from some water
    Everything sparkles with smiles.
    From some water, from some water
    More cheerful flowers and birds.
    Katya washes herself,
    The sun smiles.

    * * *


    Queen water,
    Helper for everyone!
    Helped the meadows
    Help us too!

    * * *


    Water, water,
    Wash Nastya's face,
    Nastya was eating porridge -
    Got my face dirty.
    So that there is a girl
    Always the cleanest
    Help, water,
    Wash Nastya's face!

    * * *


    Clean water
    He will wash Sasha’s face,
    To Anechka - palms,
    And the fingers are for Antoshka!

    * * *


    Little owl,
    White head,
    The owl was washing
    I put on bast shoes,
    In bast shoes, in rags,
    Wear warm gloves.

    * * *


    A woman came from overseas,
    Carried the body of health,
    Little by little, this and that
    And Vanyushka has the whole box!

    * * *


    Blow up, bubble,
    Blow up and out!
    Blow up, bubble,
    The bubble is soapy and colored,
    Blow up big
    Stay like this
    Don't burst!

    * * *


    Water off a duck's back,
    Water from the swan
    From my child -
    All the thinness
    To an empty forest
    Into swamp water
    Under the rotten deck!

    Poetry for children
    Order


    Tap, open!
    Nose, wash your face!
    Wash right away
    Both eyes!
    Wash your ears!
    Wash yourself, neck!
    Cervix, wash yourself
    Nice!
    Wash, wash,
    Get wet!
    Dirt, wash away!
    Dirt, wash away!
    E. Moshkovskaya

    Doctor


    - Doctor, doctor,
    What should we do:
    To wash your ears or not to wash them?
    If you wash, then what should we do:
    Wash often or less often?..
    The doctor answers:
    - HEDGEHOG!
    The doctor answers angrily:
    – HEDGEHOG – HEDGEHOG -
    DAILY!
    E. Moshkovskaya

    * * *


    The doll in the bathtub does not cry,
    He'll sit for at least an hour.
    Loves to wash! This means -
    We have a smart doll!
    O. Vysotskaya

    Nurses
    Folk songs and nursery rhymes
    * * *


    The weed ant rose from its sleep,
    The tit bird took hold of the grain.
    Bunnies for cabbage
    Bears - for the crust,
    Children - for milk.

    * * *


    Oh, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo,
    The shepherd lost his dudu.
    And I found a pipe
    I gave away the shepherdess.
    - Come on, dear shepherd,
    You hurry to the meadow.
    Burenka lies there,
    He looks at the calves
    But he doesn’t go home
    Doesn't carry milk.
    I need to cook the porridge
    Our (child's name)
    Feed with porridge.

    * * *


    - Little kitten,
    Where have you been?
    - At the mill.
    - Little kitten,
    What were you doing there?
    - I was grinding flour.
    - Little kitten,
    What kind of flour did you bake with?
    - Gingerbread cookies.
    - Little kitten,
    Who did you eat gingerbread with?
    - One.
    - Don't eat alone! Don't eat alone!

    * * *


    The jelly has arrived
    Sat down on a bench,
    Sat down on a bench,
    Eat (child's name) ordered.

    * * *


    Goo-too-too, goo-too-too,
    Cook some porridge,
    Adding milk
    Feed the Cossack!

    * * *


    The cat went to market,
    The cat bought a pie
    The cat went to the street,
    The cat bought a bun.
    Do you have it yourself?
    Or should I take the baby down?
    I'll bite myself
    Yes, I’ll take it to the baby too.

    * * *


    Oh, lyuli, lyuli, lyuli,
    Ships sailed on the sea,
    They brought porridge for Nastya.
    Milk kashenka
    For my beloved daughter.
    Nastya, open your mouth,
    Swallow the sweet porridge!
    And who eats porridge?
    Listens to mom and dad
    Grows strong
    Healthy and beautiful!

    * * *


    Goo-too-too, goo-too-too,
    On the green in the meadow
    A cup worth of cottage cheese.
    Two grouse arrived
    They pecked and flew away.
    How they flew
    We looked at them. Am!

    * * *


    The cat was baking pies
    From pea flour.
    I took the leaf out of the oven -
    She knocked it over onto the floor.
    The bun rolled
    Right under the mouse's threshold.
    Mouse Praskovya
    Squeaks from the underground:
    - Roll, little bun,
    For a mouse tooth!
    The mouse is happy
    And the cat is annoyed.

    * * *


    You, grandpa Stepan,
    Your caftan inside out.
    The kids loved you
    They followed you in a crowd.
    You're wearing a hat with a feather,
    Mittens with silver.
    Already you are walking, mincing,
    You jingle your mittens.
    You jingle your mittens,
    You say to the kids:
    -Get yourselves all together here.
    Eat some jelly!

    * * *


    I’ll bake Tanya a pie.
    I’m already blushing for my granddaughter.
    It has a wheat crust,
    And the filling is egg,
    And the honey shaving brush,
    My granddaughter is in trouble.

    * * *


    Who wants pies?
    Hot cakes?
    In the heat, in the heat -
    A ten-kopeck piece for a couple!
    Fried, baked
    Akulina for Peter!

    * * *


    Oh yes kvass!
    With honey,
    With ice!
    And thick
    And picky!

    * * *


    Crow, cockerel,
    golden comb,
    Jumped onto Masha's pole,
    Pecked a pancake.

    * * *


    Lyuli, lyuli, lyulenki,
    The little ones have arrived.
    The ghouls began to talk
    What should I feed Vanyusha?
    One will say - porridge,
    The other - yogurt,
    The third one will say - milk
    And a rosy pie.

    * * *


    Fly, little birds,
    Bring some cheesecakes
    To our Andryushka.

    * * *


    Here are the nuts!
    Nice nuts!
    Delicious, with honey,
    I'll contribute as much as you want!

    Nursery rhymes and jokes

    * * *


    Chakonki-bakonki
    We walked across the field
    The garden was fenced.
    Angry bear,
    Don't take big ones
    Take the little ones
    Kosolapenkikh.

    * * *


    Magpie Crow
    Cooked porridge
    I jumped on the threshold,
    Called guests.
    There were no guests
    We didn't eat porridge.

    * * *


    Katya, Katya is little,
    Katya is remote,
    Walk along the path
    Stomp, Katya, with your foot!

    * * *


    Oh yes Parsley -
    Oak legs,
    Silk curls.
    He walks by himself
    He wanders by himself
    Screams, laughs,
    Rarely fights!

    * * *


    The little girl was flying
    She dropped feathers.
    -Who are these feathers for?
    - Dear Vovushka.
    - What does he need feathers for?
    - Fluff the hat.
    - What's the cap for?
    - To give to grandfather.
    Let's give Vova some porridge
    In a red bowl
    A crust of bread,
    Honey pot,
    Donuts, flatbreads,
    Chicken legs.

    * * *


    Katya-Katya-Katyukha
    Saddled a rooster.
    The rooster crowed
    I ran to the market.

    * * *


    - Vanya, Vanechka!
    Where did you go?
    - Into the woods!
    - What did you see?
    - Penechek!
    – What’s under the stump?
    - Fungus!
    Grab it - yes to the box!

    * * *


    Jump-jump!
    Young blackbird
    I walked along the water
    I found a young girl.
    Young girl
    Not very big -
    About an inch herself,
    Head with a pot.
    Young girl
    I went for firewood,
    Got caught on a tree stump
    I stood there all day.

    * * *


    The goat jumped up
    In someone else's yard.
    - Why did you jump up?
    - Ask for a bar.
    - Why ask for a bar?
    - Sharpen the scythe.
    - What should I sharpen my scythe for?
    - Mow hay.
    – What to mow hay for?
    - Feed the horse.
    -What do you need to feed the horse?
    - Carry firewood.
    – What to carry firewood for?
    - Heat the hut.
    - Why heat the hut?
    - To little kids
    Bake gingerbread.

    * * *


    - You doll, doll!
    Where have you been, doll?
    Where have you been, lady?
    - I was, I was, I was
    In Novgorod,
    There was also me, there was
    In Vyshny Volochyok.
    - Wait, wait, doll!
    Wait, wait, lady!
    - Stand for a while,
    It's time for me to run
    The wolf is being equipped.
    The wolves are having a wedding:
    Mushka is a cook,
    Mosquito - flyer,
    And I'm a runaway.

    * * *


    Manya went to the market,
    I brought home the goods:
    A scarf for my dear mother -
    There's a flower in the middle,
    To the falcon brothers -
    On goatskin boots,
    To the swan sisters -
    Yes, on white mittens.

    * * *


    Bang-bang-bang,
    Vanya rides on oxen,
    Vanya rides on oxen,
    Holds a pipe in his hands.
    He plays the pipe
    The kids are amused.

    * * *


    The cat is walking on the bench,
    Leads the cat by the paws:
    Tops, tops on the bench!
    Hands on, hands on!

    * * *


    The ship is running across the blue sea.
    The gray wolf is standing on the nose,
    And the bear fastens the sails.
    Zayushka leads the boat by the rope,
    The fox looks slyly from behind a bush:
    How to steal a bunny
    It's like breaking the rope.

    * * *


    - Wait, doll!
    Wait, lady!
    - No time to stand
    It's time for me to run
    Equip the owl.
    The owl has a wedding,
    At the owl's estate:
    Cooking fly,
    Flying mosquito.
    Tit-sister,
    Magpie girl,
    Cuckoo-grouse,
    Tap dancing girlfriend.
    Sparrow-brother-in-law
    He narrowed his eyes,
    Crow Bride
    She sat down!

    * * *


    Here in Ryazan
    Mushrooms with eyes!
    They are eaten and they watch.

    * * *


    Fedya-Bredya ate the bear,
    He fell into a hole and shouted:
    “Ma-a-ma!”

    * * *


    Snail, snail,
    Stick your horns out!
    I'll give it to you, snail,
    Pirogue!

    * * *


    Our harrier has
    From a dear friend,
    Forty tubs
    salty frogs,
    Forty barns
    Dry cockroaches.
    Fifty piglets -
    Only the legs are hanging.

    * * *


    Oh dudu, dudu, dudu,
    The cat is sitting on an oak tree.
    A cat sits on an oak tree
    And plays the trumpet
    In silver
    Painted.
    Come on, kitty, play
    Amuse our children!

    * * *


    - Grandma Ulyana, where have you been?
    - I was walking.
    -What miracle did you see?
    – Ruffed chicken
    With a cockerel on a droshky.

    * * *


    Like a rooster bakes pies in the oven,
    The cat is sewing a shirt at the window,
    A piglet is pounding peas in a mortar,
    The horse at the porch kicks with three hooves,
    A duck in boots sweeps the hut.

    * * *


    Kuzma is coming from the forge,
    Kuzma carries two hammers.
    - Knock-Knock!
    Let's hit it all at once:
    For all people
    Let's hammer some nails!

    * * *


    Knocked down, knocked together - that's the wheel,
    I sat down and drove off - oh, good!
    He looked back - In a new sundress.
    Children on cats -
    In new boots.

    * * *


    - Ducky city dweller,
    Where did you spend the night?
    - Near the city.
    - Why did you work at night?
    - She was tending the horses.
    -What did you graze?
    - Horse in the saddle,
    In a golden bridle.
    - Where is this horse?
    - Nikolka was taken away.
    - Where is this Nikolka?
    - He left for the city.
    -Where is this city?
    - It was washed away by the water.
    -Where is this water?
    - The bulls drank.
    -Where are these bulls?
    - They went up the mountain.
    -Where is this mountain?
    - The worms carved it out.
    -Where are these worms?
    - The geese pecked it out.
    - Where are these geese?
    - They went into the reeds.
    -Where is the reed?
    - Nailed as an orphan.
    Orphan Akulina
    Opened the gate -
    Knot, crochet,
    Reed!

    * * *


    The stove is heating up -
    Melts down
    The cat is swaying in the unsteady
    The wolf is putting on his shoes,
    Bear by the stove
    Crackers are pushing,
    Chicken in boots
    Sweeps the hut.

    * * *


    I went to the chalk.
    I saw a curiosity there:
    The goat grinds flour,
    The goat pours
    Little goat
    He plays the violin.

    * * *


    Oh guys, ta-ra-ra!
    There is a mountain on the mountain,
    And on that mountain there is an oak tree,
    And there are craters on the oak tree.
    Raven in red boots
    In gilded earrings.
    Black raven on an oak tree,
    He plays the trumpet
    Turned pipe,
    Gold plated,
    Okay pipe
    The song is foldable!

    * * *


    Oh, little things, little things,
    The little bear screams in the den:
    - It hurts, my stomach hurts!
    - Go, bunny, to the garden,
    Pick mint grass,
    Steam his heels.
    - Hovered, fox-gossamer,
    Soared, little blue fox,
    It doesn't take steam,
    It sticks to your heels even more.

    * * *


    Owl-owl,
    Big head,
    Sitting on a tree
    He turns his head.
    Looks in all directions
    And everything says:
    - No one hits the owl
    And he doesn’t pull your ears!

    * * *


    There is a stump in the swamp,
    He's too lazy to move
    The neck doesn't move
    And I want to laugh.

    * * *


    Creak, creak, violinist,
    Buy a new shoe:
    Masha the cat,
    Nikolashka the cat,
    To the filly Nenila,
    Merina Gavrila,
    Anyutka the duck,
    Vasyutka the drake,
    Kochet Nikita,
    Chicken Ulita.

Jokes

Jokes are funny combinations of words that do not necessarily carry a specific meaning. This is a genre of folklore, which is very often used to give the basic words a comic character. The genre of jokes is very ancient, it is rooted in the distant past of our ancestors. Today jokes are used very rarely. Although it is not difficult to find and define a joke. It can be included in fairy tales, poems, stories, etc. A joke before the beginning of a fairy tale is a saying. The joke is laconic, simple, playful, and interesting. It can also be heard at weddings and other celebrations.

Jokes

    The dog is baking pies in the kitchen.
    The cat is crushing crackers in the corner.
    The cat is sewing a dress in the window.
    A chicken in boots sweeps the hut.

    The busy goat is busy all day:
    She should pluck the grass,
    She should run to the river,
    She is to guard the little goats,
    Take care of small children
    So that the wolf doesn't steal,
    So that the bear doesn't pick it up,
    To the little fox
    I didn’t take them with me.

    A clubfooted bear is walking through the forest,
    He collects cones and sings songs.
    Suddenly a cone fell - right on the bear's forehead.
    The bear got angry and stomped his foot!

    Ay, dudu, dudu, dudu!
    A raven sits on an oak tree.
    He plays the trumpet
    In silver.
    Turned pipe,
    Gilded.

    Cockerel, cockerel,
    golden comb,
    Oil head,
    Shchelkov's beard,
    That you get up early
    Sing loudly
    Don't you let the kids sleep?

    The sun sewed a shirt,
    There was also a month for the tailor.
    The breeze took a new thing -
    He gave it to the shepherds.

    And frets, frets, frets!
    Let's go backwards.
    Sold carrots
    We bought a cow.
    And the cow is as big as a cat -
    Milk a little!

    Chick-chick-chickalochki,
    Vanya rides on a stick,
    And Dunya is in the cart
    He cracks nuts.

Volkova Irina Anatolevna
Card index “Jokes for children”

Card index"Jokes for children"

The horse is running

The whole earth is shaking

Ant grass in the field

Lying prone.

For what fellow?

This is a hero horse

For Alyosha the daredevil!

There is a mountain in the meadow,

An oak tree grows on the mountain,

And on the oak tree there are craters

Sits in red boots

In gilded earrings,

A raven sits on an oak tree

Yes, he plays the trumpet.

Turned pipe,

Gilded.

Okay pipe

The song is complex.

Oh doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.

The man lost his arc,

A chiseled arc,

Gilded.

Fumbling, fumbling,

Have not found,

He cried and left.

Cat on the window

Sews a shirt

Chicken in boots

Sweeps the hut.

Oh you little owl,

You're a big head!

You were sitting on a tree

You turned your head -

She fell into the grass,

She rolled into a hole!

The horned goat is coming,

There's a butted goat coming.

Legs top top,

Eyes clap-clap.

Who doesn't eat porridge?

Doesn't drink milk

Gored

gored

gored!

Little lambs are cool

We walked through the forests

They wandered around the courtyards,

They played the violin

Nastya was amused.

And the owls from the forest

With your eyes clap-clap!

And the goat from the stable

Knives top top!

Vanya, Vanya-simplicity

I bought a horse without a tail.

Sat backwards

And I went to the garden.

Mammoth and papont were walking on the river,

The babant and the dedant were lying on the stove.

And the grandson was sitting on the porch

And he rolled his trunk into rings.

Two chickens

They are fighting with a rooster.

Two beautiful girls

They look and laugh:

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha!

How we feel sorry for the rooster!

Because of the forest, because of the mountains

Grandfather Egor is coming:

On a horse myself

Wife on a cow

Children on calves

Grandchildren on baby goats.

Where are you going, Foma?

Where are you going?

I'm going to mow hay.

What do you need hay?

Feed the cows.

What do you care about cows?

Milk milk.

Why milk?

Feed the kids.

Cockerel, cockerel,

golden comb,

Oily little head!

Silk beard!

Don't you let the kids sleep?

I'll tie the goat

To the white birch tree,

I'll tie the horned one

To the white birch tree.

Stop, my goat,

Stop, don't butt heads!

White birch,

Stop, don't swing!

A swan floats along the river,

Above the bank the little head is carried.

He waves his white wing,

He shakes water onto the flowers.

Bucket sun,

Look out the window!

Sunshine, dress up

Red, show yourself!

Rain, rain,

Pour it full,

Small kids

Rainbow-arc,

Don't let it rain!

Come on sunshine -

Bell tower!

Dog, why are you barking?

I scare the wolves.

The dog with its tail between its legs?

I'm afraid of wolves.

You, rowan

Curly,

When did you rise,

When did you grow up?

I have risen in the spring,

I grew up in the summer

Bloomed in the dawn,

Ripened by the sun.

How can I give her nettles?

Eat to your heart's content, my little cow!

Eat your fill, my little brownie!

Oh how I love my little cow!

I'll pour some rich swill for the cow,

So that my little cow is well fed,

So that the brownie gives some cream.

Fedul, why are you pouting your lips?

The caftan was burned.

You can sew it up.

Yes, there is no needle.

How big is the hole?

One gate remains.

I caught a bear!

So bring it here!

Doesn't work.

So go yourself!

He won't let me in!

Publications on the topic:

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Candy

Oh, swing, swing, swing,
There are rolls in our heads,
There are gingerbread cookies in my hands,
There are apples in the legs
On the sides there are candies,
Golden branches.
(Touch the head, arms, legs one by one.)

The river is wide
The banks are high.
(On the first line, arms to the sides, on the second line, stretch your arms up.)

Little chin,
Cheeks, cheeks,
Nose, lips.
And behind the lips is the tongue
He is used to making friends with a pacifier.
Eyes, eyes,
Eyebrows, eyebrows,
Forehead, clever forehead -
Mom can't stop looking at it.
(Sentence, showing where the eyes, nose, etc. are.
On the last line you can kiss your miracle.)

Rattles

We woke up, stretched,
Turned from side to side!
Stretches! Stretches!
Where are the toys and rattles?
You, toy, rattle, lift our baby!

Woke up

- We woke up, we woke up.
(Arms to the sides, then crossed over the chest).
- Sweet, sweet stretch.
(Pull the handles up)
- Mom and Dad smiled.

Nursery rhymes for children under one year old

Shadow-shadow-shadow,
There is a fence above the city.
The animals sat on the fence.
We boasted all day.
The fox boasted:
- I am beautiful to the whole world!
The bunny boasted:
- Go and catch up!
Hedgehogs boasted:
- Our fur coats are good!
The bear boasted:
- I can sing songs!

Cockerel, cockerel,
golden comb,
Oil head,
Silk beard,
That you get up early
Sing loudly
Don't you let the kids sleep?

Like our cat
The fur coat is very good
Like a cat's mustache
Amazingly beautiful
Bold eyes
The teeth are white.

Owl-owl
Owl-owl,
Big head,
Sits on a stump
Turns his head
Looks in all directions
Yeah yeah
It will fly!
(We raise the child’s hands up.)

Here they are in the crib
Pink heels.
Whose heels are these?
Soft and sweet?
The goslings will come running,
They'll pinch your heels.
Hide quickly, don’t yawn,
Cover with a blanket!

Silent Pestushka

Where are our ears?
The pestles are listening!
Where are the eyes?
Watching fairy tales!
Where are the teeth?
They're hiding their lips!
Well, keep your mouth shut!

- Okay, okay,
Where were you?
- By Grandma.
- What did you eat?
- Porridge.
- What did you drink?
- Brew.
Butter porridge,
Sweet mash,
Grandma is kind,
We drank, ate,
Home, let's fly! (we wave our arms and then put them on our heads)
They sat on their heads!
The little girls began to sing.

Nursery rhymes for all occasions

We wash ourselves with nursery rhymes

Water, water,
Wash my face
To make your eyes sparkle,
To make your cheeks blush,
To make your mouth laugh,
So that the tooth bites.

Ay, okay, okay,
We are not afraid of water,
We wash ourselves clean,
We smile at mom.

Cheeks?
Washed.
Nose?
Washed?
What about the eyes?
Forgot.

So we threw up our hands,
As if they were surprised.
And to each other to the ground
Bowed to the waist!
Bent over, straightened up,
They bent over and straightened up.
Lower, lower, don't be lazy,
Bow and smile.
(Do exercises together with the child. Starting position
– feet shoulder-width apart. Recite the poem while performing the movements.)

Charging with Pinocchio

Pinocchio stretched,
Once - bent over,
Two - bent over,
Three - bent over.
He spread his arms to the side,
Apparently I couldn't find the key.
To get us the key,
You need to stand on your toes.
(Together with the child, recite a poem,
performing all the movements according to the text.)

Getting to know your fingers

(We bend our fingers one by one)
This finger is grandpa
This finger is grandma
This finger is daddy
This finger is mommy
This finger is me
That's my whole family.

This finger went into the forest,
This finger found a mushroom,
This finger has taken its place
This finger will fit tightly,
This finger has eaten a lot,
That's why I got fat.

Getting to know the body

Spider, spider,
Grab Anya by the side.
Frog, frog,
Grab Anya by the ear.
Deer, deer,
Grab Anya by the knees.
Doggie, doggie,
Grab Anya by the nose.
Hippopotamus, hippopotamus,
Grab Anya by the stomach.
Wasp, wasp,
Grab Anya by the hair.
Grasshoppers, grasshoppers,
Grab Anya by the shoulders.

(insert your child's name)

Swimming

Who will be there koop-kup,
Is the water squelch-squish?
To the bath quickly - jump, jump,
In the bathtub with your foot - jump, jump!
The soap will foam
And the dirt will go somewhere.

Nursery rhymes for tears

Oh, the little one,
Little eyes got wet.
Who will hurt the baby?
The goat will gore him.

Don't cry, don't cry
I'll buy a roll.
Don't whine, don't whine,
I'll buy another one.
Wipe away your tears
I'll give you three.

Healing wounds

Pussy hurts
The dog is in pain
And my baby
Live, live, live.

Doing a massage

Rails, rails (draw one, then another line along the spine)
Sleepers, sleepers (draw transverse lines)
The train was traveling late (we “travel” with a palm on the back)
From the last window
Suddenly peas began to fall (we hit the back with the fingers of both hands)
The chickens came and pecked (we tap with our index fingers)
The geese came and plucked (we pinch the back)
The fox has arrived (we stroke the back)
She waved her tail
An elephant passed, (“we walk” along the back back side fists)
The elephant passed by (we “go” with our fists, but with less effort)
A little elephant passed by. (“Let’s go” with three fingers folded into a pinch)
The store director came (we “walk” along the back with two fingers)
Smoothed everything out, cleared everything out. (Stroke your back with your palms up and down)
He set the table (representing the table with his fist)
Chair, (chair - in a pinch)
Typewriter (typewriter - finger)
I started typing: (we “type” on the back with our fingers)
Wife and daughter
Ding-dot. (with these words we tickle the side every time)
I'm sending you stockings
Ding dot.
Read it (move your finger as if reading)
Wrinkled, smoothed, (pinching and then stroking the back)
I read it
Wrinkled it, smoothed it out,
Folded
Sent it. (“Put the letter” by the collar) Cooked porridge,
I jumped on the threshold,
Called guests.
There were no guests
Didn't eat porridge
All my porridge
Magpie Crow
I gave it to the kids. (we bend our fingers)
Gave this one
Gave this one
Gave this one
Gave this one
But she didn’t give it to this:
- Why didn’t you cut wood?
- Why didn’t you carry water?

Donut, flatbread
I was sitting in the oven,
She looked at us
I wanted it in my mouth.

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