Where can I sell cigarette ashes? The story that cigarette ashes are very valuable, and pharmacies and some enterprises are willing to pay a lot of money for the ashes, has migrated from real life to the network. And the gullible Buratins have no idea that if cigarette ash were worth the money they offer for it, then cigarette manufacturers would simply burn their products! So where did the legend of priceless cigarette ash come from?
It's all due to ordinary human greed and the desire for easy money. And if there is naive people, who believe in wonderful and easy ways to make money, that is, enterprising people who are ready to make money from naive simpletons. Moreover, the scheme that scammers use is very simple: an advertisement is placed for the purchase of completely useless nonsense such as cigarette ash, or some other tempting offer, in general - the main goal is to interest a person in something.

Surely almost every active RuNet user knows about the online legend about incredibly expensive coins, which, nevertheless, can end up in everyone’s pocket. Of course, I want to write about the legendary 10 kopeck coin from 2001.
As befits a modern legend, despite numerous refutations, a rumor of this kind persists: “Market the cost of a 10 kopeck coin from 2001 is from 29,000 to 40,000 rubles. The price depends on the condition of the coin. For example, 10 kopecks from 2001 sold for 50 thousand rubles at auction! And you just have to imagine how much it will cost in a few years! The number of coins is decreasing, the price of the remaining ones will increase every month, so hurry up!!!"

What if you don’t have a corkscrew at hand, but you need to open a bottle of wine? Eat different ways solutions to this problem, I will tell you about them below:
Method number 1. The simplest and most effective. To open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew using this method, you simply need to hold the bottle horizontally with one hand and gently tap the bottom of the bottle with the palm of your other hand.
If possible, wrap the bottom of the bottle with a towel. (otherwise the bottle may break!), and lightly tap the wall. With a successful combination of circumstances, in a few minutes the wine will be ready to be poured into glasses. It is extremely rare, but it happens that this method takes too much time, so we move on to the next method. I warn you again! There is no need to use excessive force or hit the bottom of the bottle with hard objects, otherwise the bottle will break.

Method number 2. You can simply push the cork inside the bottle with any object, for example, the back of a fork or spoon, a marker, a pen, or a pencil. Attention! Ub...

In our selection you will find 120 different drawings, signs and inscriptions that can be printed and placed in the form of posters or stickers in places that require protection from debris! These posters will be useful not only to experienced environmentalists, but also to simply conscious citizens who are tired of putting up with the garbage around them!

Based on the theme, our selection is more suitable for outdoor placements, but some are also suitable for the city!

Download our anti-garbage collection!

You can download a selection of 120 anti-litter posters and signs right here using the links below from our website:

We ask all readers, if you know what materials could be added to our collection, please send them to us by mail: [email protected]

About a selection of anti-garbage posters!

I was inspired to create this collection by the desire to place several anti-litter posters in the forest, next to the place we have set up for a small forest camp! The place is more or less clean, however, after we equipped this place with benches, the likelihood has increased that sooner or later it might get dirty!

Here someone can say that if they want, then nothing will help, and I agree! But I’m also sure that our people are mostly good and love nature! From which I conclude that more often there is simply a lack of consciousness, understanding of the issue and the habit of cleaning up after oneself! And sometimes just faith that something can be changed for the better! A person thinks like this: “They litter, and I’ll leave it so dirty!” And in the end everyone litters instead of reducing this dirt! It is for these people, and not inveterate scoundrels (throwing out their garbage anywhere), that it makes sense to post such posters! In order to awaken consciousness or simply remind (have you forgotten that you should not litter?) such posters are created! We just want our Motherland to be clean and the future to be bright!

To carry out my plans, I began searching on the Internet, but it turned out that there were no special selections of the posters I needed, with more or less good quality not so many, and most of them are also endowed with side inscriptions that are not relevant (developed by that, names of shares, dates, etc.)! I had to type various queries into the search engine to find what I was looking for! I'm sure most people did the same and wanted to post an anti-littering poster just like me! But wouldn’t it be nice to simplify this process to make doing good deeds easier?

In the end, I did this (I even had to actively use Photoshop) and the result was this selection with an emphasis on a polite explanation of the fact that littering is not good! Here are collected posters (cleaned of unnecessary information and aimed only at the fight against litter) for different tastes, so there are also more edgy posters! Although, I am convinced that our people cannot be frightened by threats of a fine (they will pile you up right under the sign), especially if in reality there is no control! And some somewhat offensive posters (even if correct), sometimes even with obscene language or aggression, can cause not only a negative reaction from those who continue to do bad things, but can also simply spoil the atmosphere of the place with their appearance! Again, I’m not very sure that our man can be intimidated by anything! But I believe that you can reach your heart!

Why shouldn't you litter in nature?

The question is quite strange for those who have already decided for themselves never, under any circumstances, to litter in nature! Well, I’ll ask everyone else to be sure to answer it themselves! Study the question - this best way understand the problem! To get started, just type the following query into your search engine: garbage in the forest! Look at what pictures it will show, how do you feel seeing how your life (and the forests around your locality are part of your life, if, of course, you visit them) are being turned into a trash heap? Study the harm that garbage causes to nature and people! And perhaps there will be more people in Russia who have the habit of not littering anywhere! Which means everything will not be in vain..

Although, for those who visit nature themselves, I think there is no need to explain anything, everything is already in plain sight! Well, since it’s obvious, the logical question would be, can I do something about it? Can! It will be enough if you start with yourself! And you will develop a personal habit of not littering and always cleaning up after yourself, regardless of the situation!

And this is not only a matter of ecology (which now, like sports, is often used for political or other purposes), it is simply a matter of survival and life!!! Personally, I just don’t understand why litter in nature anymore! In the clearing where you went for a picnic or barbecue, on the beach where you swim (and will come again, I’m sure) or where your children will swim, in the forest where you pick mushrooms and berries! Why throw garbage out the window of your own car, or drive it to a beautiful place to create a landfill! To dump all the rubbish among the beauty that an artist could depict, about which a poet could write poetry...

Why do even many tourists, people close to nature, leave trash behind? When you can bring it to the trash can or trash can in any situation! Checked! You can always! There would be a desire to act humanely!

ABOUT personal experience fight garbage in forests!

Many people say that all this is nonsense, and they say that all our efforts will be wasted anyway (there is no point in organizing clean-ups in the forest, hanging signs against litter! After all, you will clean up, and others will still come and mess up!) We will not reach people. People are pigs! And these are not my words, everyone says so! There probably wasn’t a single person who didn’t tell me in a conversation that littering, yes, is bad, and our people are to blame for everything! But then, where does the garbage in the forests come from if everyone I don’t ask condemns those who litter in the forests?

It seems to me that here you also need to ask yourself a question: what did I personally do in this struggle? Whether I stood on the sidelines, did I care at all, or did I at least try to do something! Do not say in words that our people are pigs, but prove the opposite and clean up a specific area!

I am convinced that if a person himself begins this struggle, he will not only deepen his awareness of the problem, because the garbage he removes will not be virtual, not thoughts in his head, but specifically from under that bush there are about two dozen bottles, and under that tree there are three more, etc. And for those who nevertheless decide to take such a step, and even manage to attract equally caring people to it, it will forever become clear what crime people are committing against themselves! And he will never litter again! No, we won’t clean up after everyone, we don’t set such a goal, but what we can do is do a specific thing, in a specific place!

By the way, I have experience in organizing and participating in such an event (only one so far), and I want to talk about some conclusions! A lot of trash was removed, mostly glass and plastic bottles, bulls, food packaging! And this is definitely cool!

But there are places that get very polluted, these are recreational places where there are a lot of people, in particular those who drink, smoke and litter right there, and don’t clean up after themselves! Here you need to evaluate your own capabilities, strength and time. Of course, you can clean up in such places, but is it really you who needs to do this? If you yourself have no connection with this place, it is quite logical to leave these same vacationers in their own trash! If you like to relax like this - please! Although cleaning a place like this is a good thing, it’s still not very effective!

Just imagine that you go into a pigsty and do a general cleaning there, after which after some time, due to the natural activity of the pigs, everything is dirty again (forgive me for such an example, but it’s very relevant)! Here it is necessary not only to clean up, but also to awaken consciousness in people, perhaps install trash cans so that the rest will be more cultural, etc. But again, if these are special favorite vacation spots for townspeople, then you should be prepared for a more serious fight than a one-time outing! If you have many supporters, a lot of effort and time, the situation can be changed here, but you need to understand that it will be very difficult, and you must be prepared for desperate long struggle! Although even one outing is a contribution! In such places, it would be more logical to use all the forces possible and be sure to involve local authorities in solving problems!

But, for starters, it seems much more effective to destroy incipient landfills (someone took and threw out a certain amount of garbage in the forest, by the side of the road, on the shore, etc., which can be removed on their own, for example, by taking it out by car).

It also makes sense to remove single-scattered garbage, because... if the surroundings are clean, the likelihood of littering is much less than where there is already trash! I tried to collect similar garbage when going out to pick mushrooms and berries. A very effective thing, firstly, you clean exactly the place that is connected with your life (that is, you are already providing direct benefit to yourself and this can be considered as an additional plus)! Here you can pick mushrooms and collect some garbage in a bag to throw away (after all, you’re going back to the city by car).

There are also good places for outdoor recreation that are not so popular, but somewhat polluted, and this is where the effect of your actions will be the most long-term!! Again, it is more logical to involve city authorities in the fight against large landfills, but if you act on your own, then you need to think sensibly! And spend your energy and time where you can change something, and preferably for a long time!

It also makes sense to carry out cleaning at springs, here you will not only help yourself, but also all the people who come for clean water! It would seem that in such holy places there cannot be garbage by definition, however, just imagine... They even manage to dump garbage here, and this is not just remnants from the same flasks that are used to collect water, but also garbage thrown out of the car with the aim of creating a landfill! Once I came across discarded construction waste right next to a spring! How you can even wrap your head around all this and understand it, I just don’t know!

Nowadays, such an event as a scavenger hunt is gaining fashion in European countries, maybe you will also like the idea and join it! The bottom line is that two useful things are combined, namely: running and collecting garbage. The most common running is that it takes place in places most polluted with garbage! This means you run a certain distance, then take out a small bag (or maybe you collect everything along the way) and fill it with garbage, after photographing the trophies and posting them on Instagram (to draw attention to the problem)!

Well, here's another option that at the moment I'm busy. Just maintaining cleanliness in the place that is chosen for relaxation, I have already printed out a poster and laminated it, and also made some stickers and will soon hang them in the forest near our place!

Well, why not, there is a way to properly dispose of construction waste, namely, creating something useful out of it, something that will still serve people, for example, these .

In general, the fight, of course, must be waged wherever it is required! And it would be nice if this were everyone’s business, even though there is only one warrior in the field! The main thing is not to burn out and just systematically make the world a cleaner place!

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Here is a collection of ready-made texts for announcements to neighbors, asking them not to litter in their entrances. Most of the texts are from the “humorous” category, the rest are simply a requirement to maintain cleanliness. You can find even more (concerning the ban on littering with cigarette butts) on a separate page.

If you choose a funny text for publication and posting, make sure that it will be adequately received by those to whom this text is addressed.

Option #1

Dear residents!

We kindly request:

• Don't throw your trash out of windows;
• Do not leave your trash on stairwells.

Please take your trash to trash cans.

LLC Management Company "Your House"

Option No. 2

Have pity on your neighbors!!!

Don't throw trash out the windows.

We live in a garbage dump!

With a prayer in my eyes,

your neighbors from the lower floors.

Option #3

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to throw cigarette butts from windows and balconies; this has repeatedly led to local fires and fires in your home.

Sincerely, house administration.

Option No. 4

The student needs a job!

I suggest taking your garbage bags from the apartment door to the container.

According to schedule:

• three times a week – 150 rub. (per month), pensioners - 100 rubles. (per month)
• five times a week – 200 rubles. (per month), pensioners - 150 rubles. (per month)

To order a service and coordinate a schedule, please call: 8-111-000-22-33 (Zakhar), call from 10:00 am.

Option #5

Dear dog owners!

We kindly ask you to walk your pets in public places - in diapers!

LLC UZHK "Dvor"

Option #6

Dear residents and guests of the entrance!

We kindly ask you not to litter in the entrance!

Don't turn your home into a ghetto.

Respect yourself and the world around you.

We hope you get the meaning of the message.

Option No. 7

Our house has an economy class elevator, that is, without a toilet!

Therefore, be patient until the apartment.

Option No. 8

Dear residents, neighbors!

Keep it clean.

Respect the work of the cleaners and janitors.

We kindly request:

• stop vandalism and uncleanliness;
• stop throwing garbage out of windows (ear sticks, cigarette butts, pads, bottles);
• stop throwing cigarette butts on the entrance canopy;
• keep the local area clean (walking dogs and children on lawns with plantings is prohibited);
• stop walking on lawns.

Respect your yard, entrance, your neighbors and the work of public utilities!

Option No. 9

Dear residents of the upper floors!

Do not throw cigarette butts from balconies, they can fly to the lower floors and cause a fire!

We, the residents of the lower floors, will have time to run out, but I doubt it...

Option No. 10

Dear residents!

Due to the abnormal heat, the fire danger has increased significantly!

Therefore, please do not throw cigarette butts, matches and ashes through the window - this is unsafe for you and other residents of the entrance.

Best regards, administration.

Option No. 11

Citizens!

If you are in a difficult financial situation and cannot afford to buy an ashtray, contact the Pet Supplies store, with reverse side Houses. There they will give it to you to save you from the feeling of deep shame that you feel when you realize that you are behaving like pigs, throwing cigarette butts out the window.

Option No. 12

Who makes a puddle in the elevator every day?

Smile, now you're being filmed by a hidden camera!

The video filmed with your participation will be sent to the police and also posted on the Internet on the YouTube channel. The country should know its heroes, those who suffer from incontinence and do not wear diapers. Your friends will love it!

Drinking too much beer is no excuse! We'll find it anyway!

Option No. 13

During the week you displayed, the divine boots did not arouse interest even among such beggars as we, your neighbors.

We are not worthy to wear such beauty.

Therefore, we urge you to put aside your pride and take them to the landfill.

Option No. 14

Dear neighbors!

Please close the door, otherwise the cats will disfigure our entire landing!

Option No. 15

Attention!

Only representatives of mentally ill minorities who have a certificate of registration at a psychoneurological dispensary are allowed to throw out garbage in the entrance!

Option No. 16

Calling teenagers!

We remind you that the civilized part of humanity learned to maintain cleanliness in public places several centuries ago. This contributed to reducing the spread of epidemics and improving the general health of the population. Therefore, if not only yesterday you jumped from a vine and even learned to read and write, try not to leave garbage behind in the entrance and save your house from being populated by rodents, insects that spread infections and other evil spirits.

And remember: you have only one house for now, you don’t earn money for another and you have nowhere to run from here - you will live with bedbugs, rats and cockroaches... Being irrevocably sick people (from such a neighborhood), you will not have the strength to fight the hordes of these living creatures .

House management.

Option No. 17

Dear residents!

To avoid a fire, please do not throw cigarette butts into the elevator shaft!

For your own safety!

Option No. 18

Dear residents!

Due to the cleaning lady at your address going on vacation, we ask you to keep the entrance clean and tidy.

Administration of FinStroy LLC

Option No. 19

Dear neighbors!

If you are sick, caring for a child or for some other reason, good reasons, you can’t go to the store, take out the trash, or you need help in other daily, vital matters, and there is no one to help... Call me and outside of working hours I will try to help you!

Also, I am ready to help you move, bring in or take out large, heavy items or items.

Phone: 111-22-33, Leonid (call from 11 to 23 hours).

Option No. 20

Dear neighbors!

We live with you in a wonderful house, a monument of cultural heritage. However, it is already old, and all the water and sewerage systems are dilapidated.

Our well often gets clogged and your neighbors have a flood.

We kindly ask you not to throw it in the toilet:

• wet wipes;
• cotton swabs;
• dog mats;
• sanitary pads;
• whole chicken.

It is these items, unfortunately, that often cause accidents.

With gratitude for your understanding,

your neighbors from the 1st floor.

Option No. 21

Fellow smokers!

After the snow melted around the perimeter of our house, 2,443 cigarette butts were identified during the count, 821 of which belonged to women.

Therefore, we kindly ask you to use an ashtray or a mayonnaise jar while admiring the surroundings on the balcony.

The Ministry of Health warns that smoking is a bad habit. Women have an increase in the number of wrinkles, and men have problems communicating with the same women.

Option No. 22

Dear mothers and fathers, grandmothers and grandfathers!

Undoubtedly, our children - best kids in the world! But it is our children who draw in elevators, on landings and on the walls of our beautiful entrance, litter with candy wrappers and empty packaging, smoke and spit on the stairs.

Please instill in children (big and small) to respect their work and the work of other people, to maintain cleanliness and order not only in your homes, but also in public places.

Dear parents! The HOA board hopes that the children will hear you and counts on your support!

Option No. 23

Comrade residents!

Don't throw cigarette butts out of windows!

The cigarette butt flies down, but the flames from my apartment will reach yours.

Let's cry together!

Turn on your brains and start an ashtray, please.

Option No. 24

Dear neighbors!

A huge request to the residents of the lower floors: feed the birds on the street, and not from the window. All the crumbs fly into the windows of the lower floors.

Option No. 25

Dear residents of the house!

When a garbage bag is found at the entrance, the garbage will be collected and analyzed. The person who threw him out will be identified. The defendant will be “rewarded” by the residents of the entire entrance.

Don't be a mess! Let's live in purity!

Option No. 26

Dear neighbors (especially those on the upper floors)!

We kindly ask you to only throw out the following from the windows of your apartments:

• wallets with money;
• jewelry;
• mobile phones;
• expensive shoes and accessories (bags, belts, scarves, cufflinks, etc.).

For other trash, buy a trash can and throw trash in the trash chute and cigarette butts in the ashtray!

Don't turn our house and yard into a trash heap! Your children can walk here too!

Thanks to those who understood.

Option No. 27

Dear neighbors!

Garbage is everyone's personal business!

And if we take out all our personal affairs and put them in the entrance, we will drown with our heads.

In this regard, please do not expose your personal information to the public!

Let's try to be human and keep the entrance clean.

Thank you for your understanding, your neighbors.

Option No. 28

Dear neighbors!

Every day I hear from those around me that life has become bad, but in Europe it’s better. So let's start with ourselves. There is no need to spoil where you and your loved ones live. Start by not throwing trash at your feet. This is the equivalent of spitting in your tea before drinking it. There is no need to set a bad example for your children.

Thanks for understanding!

Your neighbor.

Option No. 29

Black magic adept

will bring the evil eye, damage, curse, impotence, diarrhea, alcoholism and acne to everyone who leaves garbage in the entrance, smokes, and damages the walls.

To activate the spell, simply spit on the floor, light a cigarette, or chip off the plaster.

Option No. 30

Dear residents!

Garbage bags must be thrown into the trash container!

The container is located near the hairdresser next to our house. Explanation for those especially gifted: exit the entrance, turn right, walk to the middle standing nearby Houses. There is a green bin with a lid and this is where you should throw the trash.

Option No. 31

Instructions for the dirty ones who have moved from the barn:

1. Garbage is thrown into the trash bin.
2. Then - into the garbage chute, and not out the window.
3. Cigarette butts are thrown into the ashtray, then into the trash can, and not out the window.
4. There is no garbage chute under the windows!
5. The trash chute is on the left when exiting the elevator.
6. If you don’t find it, ask and they will show you.

If you are unable to follow the instructions, continue to crap, but have with you:

• bandages (several rolls)
• 2 kg gypsum
• crutches
• medical insurance

Your neighbors.

Option No. 32

Before you throw out the trash in the hallway, don't forget to grunt!

Option No. 33

A sincere request to all residents making repairs!

Remove construction waste from the entrance and on the stairs. Otherwise, a fine will be imposed.

Administration.

Option No. 34

Dear neighbors!

We kindly request: when taking your garbage to the garbage chute, complete the process!

No one is obliged to throw away your packages left here.

What's the point of shitting on yourself?

Your brownie.

Option No. 35

Dear neighbors!

If near garbage bags left near the door, you met a snake (it’s small, about 1.5 meters) - don’t be scared! This is a domestic dwarf python. He's not interested in you, he only wants your trash. He attacks very rarely, and only if you beat him. Please do not try to harm him, to avoid conflict... he will still turn out and defeat you! Just leave him alone with the garbage, when he satisfies his curiosity, he will return home.

Thanks for understanding.

Your tolerant neighbors.

Option No. 36

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to throw garbage from balconies and through windows.

There is a garbage container near each entrance. Additional cleaning of the adjacent territory and the roof of non-residential premises requires, accordingly, additional financial costs.

Please respect yourself and your surrounding neighbors.

HOA Board.

Option No. 37

Dear neighbors!

It so happened that by the will of fate, you and I are residents of the same entrance!

The sad thing is that we only consider the apartment we live in to be our home, forgetting about the entrance.

But this is also our home!

So let's keep our entrance clean the same way we keep our apartments clean.

Option No. 38

Those who are too lazy to take the trash to the trash heap!

We kindly ask you to purchase in advance and always have with you:

• sterile bandage;
• cotton swab;
• gauze swab;
• brilliant green (brilliant green liquid, this is an antiseptic);
• gypsum.

• traumatologists;
• surgeons;
• dentists;
• proctologists.

Only if you complete all of the above points, can you feel more or less confident when throwing garbage out the door.

Option No. 39

Dear residents!

In your entrance, people regularly relieve themselves in the elevator, violating the sanitary conditions and comfortable living conditions of residents.

Dear residents and guests of the entrance, use the elevator for its intended purpose, relieve yourself in places specially designated for these purposes (i.e. in the toilet).

Administration DU-55

Option No. 40

Gentlemen residents!

As you walk along the entrance and throw cigarette butts, matches, cigarette packs, shells, husks, candy wrappers, stubs, receipts (with mobile phone numbers) and other garbage onto the floor - think about the fact that besides you, normal people live in the entrance, raking after you, these rubbles wish you “health” and “prosperity”.

Option No. 41

Entrance residents throwing trash out the window!

We kindly ask you to indicate with chalk (put a cross or a tick) the place where you want to install the trash can, for convenience and accurate placement.

Thanks in advance.

Option No. 42

Dear friends!

Let's agree this way! You will not smoke, urinate, litter in elevators and on stairwells, throw waste past trash cans, from balcony windows, and also leave garbage in house trash bins.

And we won’t catch you for this and hand you over to the police!

HOA Board.

Option No. 43

Throwing trash - no good sex for 5 years!

(folk sign)

Option No. 44

Citizens!

Love your home!

Do not throw garbage in the entrance, elevator, or porch!

It will be extremely unpleasant for you when caught, because we guarantee you 100% shame!

Option No. 45

Dear residents (we are not writing your apartment numbers yet, but we know them)!

We inform you that in your entrance, to get rid of cigarette butts, bottles, used hygiene items and other garbage, there is a garbage chute, not the areas of the lower floors and the area under the windows of your own apartments.

If you require more detailed instructions on how to use a garbage chute, we will provide it. For free!

Option No. 46

Dear pissers!

Try peeing in a corner of your home and live with that aroma. Maybe you'll understand how it stinks!

Have a conscience! At least respect yourself!

Option No. 47

Attention!!!

Throwing large items (boxes, etc.) and construction waste into the garbage chute is prohibited, as this causes blockages.

If such cases do not stop, the garbage chute will be completely closed.

Management company "DEZ Central"

Option No. 48

The whole ground under the windows is littered with cigarette butts... the guy on the 6th floor is especially trying. Let's chip in and buy him an ashtray?

Option No. 49

Dear residents and guests of this entrance!

A hidden video camera will be installed here soon. The identity of the one who pees and poops will be established. Further, this entry will be attributed to a famous sorcerer in our city (in the interests of the investigation, his name is not disclosed).

Good luck extreme sports enthusiasts!

Option No. 50

Do you want to go to Europe?

Don't spit or urinate in the elevator! Don't litter in the entrance! Don't throw trash past the trash can! Drive by the rules! Give up your seat in public transport! Don't give or take bribes! Don't drink yourself half to death! Respect your history and culture - and before you know it, you will find yourself in a civilized state!

Option No. 51

Dear residents who are creating garbage in the entrance!

Please, while multiplying impurities, at least do not multiply yourself (preferably to the seventh generation)!

Save the world from yourself and your kind - your descendants, relatives and friends (if you set an example for them)!

If, despite this appeal, your animal nature still overcomes human nature - when leaving garbage in the entrance, do not forget to grunt!

Option No. 52

Citizens! Shame on you!

Bring yours out household waste to container sites yourself! Don't leave it on the floors!

Removing your personal trash is not the responsibility of the cleaners and janitors.

Option No. 53

Dear residents!

Please do not throw bulky or bulky items (sticks, pieces of foam plastic, pizza boxes, 5-liter plastic containers, blankets, etc.) into the garbage disposal.

Sanctions will be applied to individuals who ignore this request.

The board of your home.

Option No. 54

Dear neighbors!

This is no longer an appeal or a request!

This is the last Chinese warning!

Stop throwing cigarette butts (even extinguished ones) from balconies and windows. They still fly into open windows! Your neighbors' living space is not your ashtray.

Use at least some kind of jar to dispose of waste from your addictions.

P.S.: Since our level of culture and level of intelligence is higher than yours, we will come up with a way to “decorate” your life with no less pleasant waste products... so that your life will not be boring either.

Option No. 55

Please don't turn your driveway into a barn!

If you cannot carry your bag of garbage to the place specially designated for it, we will teach you together.

This is not a hostel!

This is not a farm!

Respect the place you live in.

Option No. 56

Neighbors (those who are addicted to throwing garbage out of windows and balconies)!

1. Try to consult a psychiatrist, because you have a manic urge to throw bottles and other garbage from the balcony every day, strictly after 22:00.
2. Maybe you should change your place of residence to one that will be closer to the landfill? Then yours blue dream contemplating a pile of garbage from the window will come true... Think! And you will be happy, and we will be pleased.

Option No. 57

Dear alcoholic neighbors!

I kindly ask you not to throw bottles of the coveted drink out the window!

You are crippling the opinion of the Russian people as creative and intelligent, and also distorting the image of the residents of our home and Russian citizens in general.

There is a convenient garbage disposal at the entrance.

Option No. 58

For representatives of humanity who want to live like the inhabitants of a stable!

Every family has its black sheep, and this is apparently the eternal problem of our people.

Leave your “creativity” on your wallpaper.

If you can't create something beautiful, don't create anything.

Option No. 59

Dear smokers!

At the end of the smoking procedure, do not throw the cigarette butts down (and up too), because the following may happen:

1. Environmental pollution.
2. Fires in garbage containers.

To destroy cigarette butts on the loggia there are special devices - urns.

P.S.: There is no need to practically look for an answer to the question: “how can a cigarette butt fly from the loggia to the trash can and not go out?”

Best regards, Occupational Safety Engineer

Spiridon Spiridonov.

Option No. 60

For God's sake! For the sake of memory of A.S. Pushkin!

For your own safety, do not pile up trash!

Be human, keep it clean!

Option No. 61

Dear miracle that leaves garbage!

If your weak body once again does not have enough strength to carry your trash to the garbage dump, I will light a candle for the repose of your soul at the Saturday service in the church!

Option No. 62

Dear neighbors!

The average price of an apartment in our building = 80,000 US dollars. It’s strange that with that kind of money, some parents are not able to buy their offspring an easel and paints, while others are not able to learn how to use a garbage disposal.

Option No. 63

We inform the primitive man living in our house:

Our civilization has stepped far forward; now no one marks the territory with waste from their vital activity.

We have a garbage chute!

Option No. 64

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to let the cat into the entrance, no matter how pitiful it looks. There is a suspicion that he is shitting on the fourth floor.

Option No. 65

For residents with disabilities(both physical and mental) who are not able to take out their garbage, a team of loaders without bad habits offers its services and will always help you deal with waste.

Tel.: 8-000-111-22-33 (Vitaly)

Call, don't hesitate!

Better be ashamed in front of your neighbors and stop littering our entrance.

Option No. 66

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to ride bicycles on the walls!

Let's keep the walls clean!

Option No. 67

Dear smokers!

For your safety, throw away your cigarette butts (butts) in jars specially designed for this!

There have been cases when bulls came to their owner at night and took cruel revenge!

Option No. 68

Dear visitors of our cafe “Podezdny Drinker”! Clean up the trash after yourself, otherwise I will turn off the free Wi-Fi.

Option No. 69

Dear residents!

We kindly ask you not to relieve yourself in the entrance. And don’t blame it on the cat, it’s not that insidious!

Option No. 70

Attention!

“Dear” neighbor who throws feces wrapped in newspaper out of the window every day!

We, the residents of our entrance and our house, strongly recommend that you leave feces at home and throw them into the toilet. We want to live in a clean entrance, on a clean street in a clean city.

Otherwise, we will complain to the district police officer. For throwing garbage out of the window there is a fine according to Art. 6.4 Code of Administrative Offenses of the Russian Federation.

Think not only about yourself, but also about your relatives, who will be greatly harmed by such intimate information, which is in the public domain, both at work and at home.

Neighbors who are still tolerating you.

Option No. 71

Dear guests of the entrance!

If you come to someone, then call them directly! The residents of our house, of course, will be happy to tell you where to go at midnight!

If you ran into the entrance just to relieve yourself, then have with you:

• passport;
• money to repair the entire entrance;
• a pair of crutches, iodine, bandages;
• will.

Welcome to our entrance!

Option No. 72

Dear tenants!

By leaving garbage after carelessly throwing waste into the loading valve, as well as storing it on the floor near the garbage chute, you contribute to the proliferation of rodents and insects, thereby creating unsanitary living conditions.

The blatant disgrace on your part in relation to the garbage chute plunges us into a state of shock.

Gentlemen, the garbage chute is not a bottomless abyss, please do not throw vacuum cleaners, skis, Christmas trees and other “interesting” items from your everyday life into it.

He is also very offended when, for reasons unknown to us, liquid is poured into him.

Throwing construction waste into the garbage chute is strictly prohibited!

Respect the work of workers servicing the garbage chute and stairwells.

Sincerely,

LLC "Management Company No. 10"

Option No. 73

Gentlemen, residents, guests, neighbors!

Aren't you tired of living in your own waste?!

An elevator is a means of lifting you (in any form), your children, friends, relatives, your things, to any floor... but not a place for urination, a smoking room, a trash can and a drawing board.

If you suffer from urinary incontinence, wear diapers, now they are even made for adults!

Do you smoke? Smoke at home or outside and eat your butt! After you, children and non-smokers enter the elevator and are simply choking on this kumar. Smoke for your health, but not in the elevator!

Garbage is a separate issue! Do you find it difficult to carry a small bag to the trash? Will your arms fall off? Is a bottle of beer that heavy for you? Do you enjoy bringing your children, your friends, your parents into this world?

When I catch an individual writing, drawing, scratching in the elevator, I will force him to clean the entire elevator with a toothbrush!

A suitably enraged resident of this entrance.

Option No. 74

Dear neighbors!

Please note that when you smoke on the balcony and throw your cigarette butts down, they end up on the lower balcony!

On which at this time, snoring peacefully, I sleep - Nikita, who is 7 months old and still has my whole life ahead of me. I really don't want to suffer from your recklessness.

If you lack ashtrays, come visit apartment No. 64, my mother will definitely give you one. Thank you!

Your neighbor, Nikita, 7 months.

Option No. 75

A brownie lives in the elevator. If you shit in the elevator, he'll shit under your blanket!

Option No. 76

Let there be as much dirt in your life as you leave behind on the stairs.

Option No. 77

A ritual was performed on the owner of the bag of garbage: lack of happiness and quality sex for the next 5 years!

Damage can be removed only by independently removing the garbage to a specially designated area.

Hereditary witch in the 10th generation.

Option No. 78

Dear residents!

Residents of the house bear administrative and criminal responsibility for order and cleanliness in the entrance.

It is prohibited to smoke, drink alcohol, or gather at the entrance in the evening.

Administration.

Option No. 79

The janitors were deported! There is no one to clean up the trash!

Take your trash to a trash container outside!

Board.

Option No. 80

In order for the cleaner and janitor to take out your household garbage, clean up cigarette butts, urine and feces in the entrance, we will double their salary at your expense.

If everyone is happy, continue to piggyback!

Chairman of the HOA: Dudkina R. O.

Option No. 81

Throw your show-offs and trash into the trash container!

Option No. 82

Any garbage thrown past the designated area will be regarded as an insult to the public.

Everyone convicted of this act will be provided with a broom and subjected to correctional labor!

Option No. 83

Spitting in the elevator!

Be aware: infection contained in saliva can cause respiratory diseases. Are you still healthy today? Are you sure that only healthy people spit here? Breathe deeply. Everything can change tomorrow!

Option No. 84

Night guests of the entrance!

The peaceful residents of this house earnestly ask you to smoke, drink, vomit and shit only in your own entrances!

Those who don’t understand will be explained by the teaching staff!

Option No. 85

Stop peeing in the corner!

Otherwise, I’ll make a spell using urine and my penis will dry out.

Hereditary sorceress.

Option No. 86

If you throw trash and cigarette butts at the windows,

and you will not clean up after your domestic animals,

then you are not residents!

Option No. 87

Attention!

Video surveillance will be installed soon. When it becomes clear who is pissing in the entrances, photographs with the inscription “A lover of pissing in entrances” will be posted all over the city and there will not be a single person left who will not know the pissing person by sight.

Option No. 88

Attention!

You can't mess around here!

You'll get sick!

Option No. 89

Neighbors dashingly threw cans, bottles or something glass at the riotous youth behind the house on the night of December 19, 2018.

Their hormones are off the charts, but what about you? Throwing glass? There are children walking there!

I sincerely wish you to walk through the places of former glory barefoot or, for example, accidentally fall into your works.

Option No. 90

Dear neighbors!

Today a burning cigarette butt flew into my room. We kindly ask you not to throw cigarette butts out the window. I can give an ashtray to the poor!

I’ll catch the owner of the cigarette butts - …………… (think of what is necessary)!

Option No. 91

Residents leaving trash in the hallway!

I will find you and punish you! Can't you carry your trash 100 meters to the dumpster?

In a week there will be a video camera on the ground floor, try someone leaving trash.

Option No. 92

Dear residents!

If you don’t have a trash can at home, buy one urgently! Otherwise, for every new thrown cigarette butt, condom, candy wrapper, stub, cotton swab I will say: “May your hands wither!”

And they will dry out!

Respect yourself and others.

Option No. 93

Attention!

At the request of the residents, the famous soothsayer Azazella coded the entrance: everyone who litters and urinates in the entrance will get serious problems in life and become impotent.

Be careful.

Take care of your health.

Option No. 94

The owner of the cat!

Don't let your pet out into the hallway!

He pees on the rugs.

Option No. 95

Dear residents!

If your family contains representatives of a family of people who like to live in slop, then the following information concerns you.

If you are unable to carry the garbage to the dumpster, then warn the residents of all floors in advance. In this case, breathing your miasma will become something inevitable and we will all be ready to tolerate incompetent neighbors (with severe and irreversible head diseases).

If you raised your children to be so stupid that they are not able to understand the difference between an entrance and a garbage dump, then be prepared to find it on the rug near your door with every bag of garbage thrown on the playground... And how can you find out who is not able to cope with with our own waste, we can do it easily! And don't look for cameras, you won't be able to detect them. Professionals work.

All the best!

Option No. 96

I warn those who want to spoil things! I'll curse you!

You will suffer from diarrhea whenever you want and when you don’t want. Take a chance and check it out.

Option No. 97

Attention!!!

For the information of residents and visitors of entrance No. 1

Since November 28, 2018, entrance No. 1 has been bewitched by a hereditary healer!

Persons who litter the entrance with garbage, sewage, or allow damage to walls, elevators, and doors risk incurring damage to themselves and their offspring (ancestral curse up to the 7th generation).

Be vigilant and responsible! Do not harm yourself and your loved ones with an irresponsible attitude towards public property!

Option No. 98

Our unclean neighbors!

Be kind, replace the sawdust in your head with brains and stop crap where you live.

Place your waste in a garbage chute or container.

Option No. 99

For those who litter in this entrance, the devils have already found a hotter pot!

Option No. 100

Dear dogs!

We kindly ask: take your owners outside to relieve themselves! Stop shitting in the entrance, you can’t breathe anymore.

Option No. 101

Dear neighbors from apartment (presumably) No. 163, who keep a bear at home.

If your pet once again makes a pile on me on the rug at the entrance to the apartment, then I will take revenge on you and shit you no less than your unknown beast.